December 2011
Sod’s law that the Xmas present I was gonna send to my ex turns up a week almost a week after the break up. So it goes.
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“…this September, when a ten-year-old boy had gender reassignment surgery over...”
– Me Procrastinating: Reasons why Caitlin Moran is awesome #293
(via fuckyeahcaitlinmoran)
Banging headache. Not sure if I’ll be leaving my bed for the new year. Oh well.
Accurate description of me, last NYE
Me: *Stella*
Me: *Shot*
Me: *Shot*
Me: *Stella*
Clive: You okay Quinny?
Me: pffffffffffffffffffffffftha
Smithy: I LOVE DRUNK QUINNY
This was like just gone midnight.
Being told not to come home in the same state as I did last New Year’s. Considering I could barely walk, talk or stand up straight, that should be achievable… I hope.
Will have to avoid the tequila/whisky/spirits though.
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wonderdownunder:
i wouldn’t mind living between christina hendricks’ breasts
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Is it bad that Willow Smith’s album is the thing I’m most excited about musically in 2012?
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Had the most surreal dream last night. Was at a house party, I was covered in tattoos and I was sat on the stairs with Donald Glover, rapping Freaks & Geeks too him really aggressively. Fucking odd.
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Top albums of 2011 (in no order)
starkie:
ellenjsy1511:
Foster the People - Torches
Adele - 21
Chase and Status - No more idols
this is appalling
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Anonymous asked: Favourite sex position? wooyeahhh
mynotess:
My new years kiss will be a girl *shrugs*
in my mind
Confession: I’ve never heard that Nyan Cat thing.
Personally 2011 has been quite shit. Js.
How teens and adults text
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Fucking accurate. My mum somehow gets accents and umlauts and shit into her texts.
Wait… Katy Perry, Katherine Jenkins and Daisy Lowe are now all single?
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merlinthegrey replied to your post: Need summat to do for New Years. First time in a…
FIND YOUR TICKET AND COME TO MY NYE PARTY. Pretty please.
Yr having an NYE party? Fuck yeah, the ticket hunt resumes!
Pretty sure I’m turning into Charlie Brooker, physically as well as mentally.
Need summat to do for New Years. First time in a while I haven’t had plans for it.
christr:
Currently practising the face I will make at midnight tomorrow when everyone else is kissing someone else and I’m heading for the fridge to knick another bit of pork pie and a beer.
Think I’ve got it down.
Mine’s going to be something like this
Having massive deja vu atm.
Guys, Children Of Men is on ITV4 now. Go watch it.
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abbyle1gh replied to your photo: Evenin’
THERES 2 OF U
A terrifying thought.
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“Batman doesn’t want a baby in order to feel he’s ‘done everything’. He’s just...”
– Caitlin Moran on why women shouldn’t feel pressured to have kids, How To Be A Woman (via ladyofriverrun)
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Oh my god.
hollycuntlam:
Right I was a bit thrown about yr at first but then I stopped caring because I have a life.
Most boring, pointless argument I’ve seen in time, sort it the fuck out.
