February 2012
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Anonymous asked: rank the top 5 best days/moments of your life?
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Anonymous asked: any girls on tumblr you find attractive??
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Anonymous asked: buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts
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Waiting for Black Dynamite to download. Come at... →
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boatsand-hoes replied to your photo: Fuck off Shane. Twat. Cannot wait til Carl kills…
I DID NOT KNOW CARL KILLS HIM U HAVE RUINED MY LIFE FOR ETERNITY..but actually i did know cause some fucker yesterday wrote it on youtube, i hate you both :’(
Sorry Grace! To be fair the comics have been out for almost a decade now…
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Anonymous asked: did you get your new suit? want a hot suit picture
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Feel like my head’s been kicked around Wembley for 90 minutes then put in a blender.
I always get weird cravings when I’m ill, so I’ve ordered a Domino’s and a cup of tea.
Some sympathy would be nice. Or some entirely inappropriate conversation.
http://alxqnn.tumblr.com/ask
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"I just want to eat pizza with you and cuddle"
merlinthegrey:
This phrase and variations on it have been flying around for a long time, as people seem to think that it makes them sound like quirky and honest people of rare but simple pleasures.
It doesn’t. It makes you sound a pitiful teenage fuckwit with absolutely nothing interesting to say.
The worst ones are the ones that end with “and maybe fuck” or even worse, an ellipsis and a...
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heartshocks asked: why do have a wizards sleeve for a vagina?
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Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
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glassjew:
would rather be having sex
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rgasm:
I’m bringing the interrobang back. I hope you’ll join me.
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lazzface replied to your photo: sup brah. need to learn how to smile.
You look like Kenneth Branagh. (This is not an insult)
…I should really try the bleach blonde w/ baddass ‘tasche look
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I get into bed wearing a t-shirt, joggers, boxers and socks. As the night wears on, I get more and more naked.