Felt like doing a list of things that piss me off, other than the obvious ones (racism, Liverpool FC etc). Keep in mind I’m a complete hypocrite, so I’ve probably done a lot of things that are on here.
- Mumford & Sons.
- Dubstep.
- Ridiculous euphemisms girls use for periods.
- The never-ending debate surrounding the word gay.
- Anyone who dismisses rap.
- Clubs.
- Dishonesty during break-ups
- White hipster R&B
- Fucking chillwave
- Sentimental tacky awards fodder (hello War Horse!)
- Those really shite ‘holiday’ movies that star a million actors desperate for the money e.g. Valentines Day, New Year’s Eve
- Teenage girls.
- People who don’t get the hilarious genius of Kanye.
- Rugby fans.
- Topman shop assistants with perfect hair that I can never get mine to go like.
- Anyone who votes Tory.
- Baggy jeans.
- Anyone who dismisses The X Factor, without watching it with the pure joy of the Twitter commentary.
- Bad webcomics.
- Those fucking Dappy hats, which will never, ever look good.
- Seeing someone in the supermarket, saying hello then bumping into each other again in ever aisle.
- That crazy, old-fashioned American idea that communism is evil.
- That crazy idea that communism could actually work in the real world.
- Students on Facebook. Well done, you got into university. I don’t give a shit if you’re in the library or studying or on a night out. Fuck off.
- Anyone who goes outside in joggers.
- Girls who allow themselves to be seen out in public with boyfriends who are wearing tracksuits.
- David Cameron
- Blackberries
- Anyone who doesn’t find Father Ted or The Simpsons funny.
- Extremely close-minded people.
- Aaron Johnson.
- Weed smokers who talk about nothing else. Shut the fuck up.
- Those who think Superman is better than Batman. Hahahahahahahahaha.
- The terms “fandom” and “shipping”.
- People who think you have to be happy when you’re single.
- Couples.
- This ridiculous piece of shit.
- 75% of the cunts at Leeds Festival.
- Anyone who does cocaine.
- The current lack of boobs in my life.
- …
- I’ll think of more later.
