I always tend to associate people I know with bands I like. For example:

• My dad is Stevie Wonder
• Merlin is The Joy Formidable
• Frank Turner means Jess
• Fall Of Tror is Harry
• Ste - JoFo
• Los Camp! are… obvious
• Ellen is Kanye
• Walker is PJ & Duncan
• etc
• etc
• etc

Dunno exactly why.

Without sounding too much of a dick, I hate getting too involved at gigs. I love being down the very front, at the barrier, but the next few rows behind that are full of dickheads, “moshers” and reprobates. I’d rather just stand behind the undesirables with friends and enjoy singing and shuffling along, in a place where I can hear and see the band clearly. Festivals are even worse tbh.

If you don’t think Kanye West is the best popstar of the 21st Century, you don’t know shit.

“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”